Monday, October 08, 2007

Men, be warned . . .

OK -- so I stole this from a friend and originally this was about menopause, but I thought most of us could relate more to this.

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the stupid light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them . . . 2 DAYS LATER . . . the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN, BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CLEANS UP AROUND HERE OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!

I'm sorry . . . what was the question?

4 comments:

Lindsay said...

Thanks for an early am chuckle, Lisa.

jessie said...

hilarious! once in a while i'll go off on chris for something, and by the end of it i'm so worked up that i can't remember why i was upset to being with! ah, the joys of having that second x chromosome...

Maury Draper said...

Too funny! I can totally agree on the toilet paper roll thing!

Denise W said...

I read this a few days ago and laughed and laughed!!! And, yes, I'm sure I've said those very same things...